The Kids (Unedited Version)
歌手：Eminem
更新：2026-03-15 04:56:46
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[2.05] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
[4.98] And everyone should get along
[6.98] Okay children quiet down quiet down
[8.54] Children Id like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[12.11] His name is Mr Shady
[14.48] Children quiet down please
[16.42] Brian dont throw that （SHUT UP ）
[18.44] Mr Shady will be your new substitute
[20.47] While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HES GOT AIDS ）
[22.82] Good luck Mr Shady
[24.1] Eminem
[24.35] Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）
[26.48] Today were gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[28.11] But first Id like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）
[30.62] Say hi Bob （Hi Bob） Bobs 30 and still lives with his mom
[33.31] And he dont got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[36.09] But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[38.54] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[41.4] And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[43.78] When its late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[46.97] Drag em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）
[49.84] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[52.22] The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
[54.56] Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
[57.65] When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[60.28] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[62.97] But Bob wouldnt knock it off cause hes crazy and off his rocker
[65.72] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[67.37] You couldnt even take him to Dres to get Bob a Dr
[70.86] He grabbed S tace by the legs as chopped it off her
[73.28] And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[76.43] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[78.59] They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[80.65] And thats the story of Bob and his marijuana
[83.1] And what it might do to you
[85.21] So see if the squirrels want any - its bad for you
[87.39] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[88.07] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[89.0] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[92.16] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[94.15] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[96.69] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[99.979996] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[102.71] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[105.57] *** are just bad mmmkay
[106.770004] Eminem
[107.81] My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
[110.240005] F**K NO you aint seen it its the size of a peanut （Huh ）
[113.21] Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
[115.21] Ecstasy is the worst ** in the world
[118.3] If someone ever offers it to you dont do it
[120.62] Kids two hitsll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[122.5] And spinal fluid is final you wont get it back
[125.89] So dont get attached itll attack every bone in your back
[128.42] Meet Zach twenty-one years old
[130.52] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
[133.54] And decides to try five when hes bribed by five guys
[136.53] And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[139.24] Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[142.86] And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[144.84] His back starts tah - look like the McDonalds Arches
[146.75] Hes on Donalds carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[148.91] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[152.47] Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him
[155.20999] Cause they took it too so they think its funny
[157.20999] So theyre laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[159.5] Meanwhile Zachs in a coma the action is over
[163.03] And his back and his shoulders hunched up like hes practicin yoga
[165.88] And thats the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac
[167.9] So dont even feed that to squirrels class cause its bad for you
[170.74] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[171.5] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[173.62] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[176.4] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[178.55] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[181.96] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[184.43] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[186.38] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[189.65] *** are just bad mmmkay
[190.88] Eminem
[192.03] And last but not least one of the most humungous
[193.93] Problems among young people today is fungus
[197.22] It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
[200.03] Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[202.62] Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[205.14] And everything slows down when you eat some of em
[207.62] And sometimes you see things that arent there （Like what ）
[210.61] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[213.03] （Mr Shady whats a G-string ） Its yarn Claire
[215.65] Women stick em up their behinds go out and wear em （Huh ）
[218.68] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[220.68] Whoops did I say magic mushrooms
[221.87] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cows tongue （How come ）
[226.8] Cause it comes from a cows dung （Gross ）
[229.20999] See **s are bad its a common fact
[231.05] But your mom and dad know thats all that Im good at （Oh ）
[233.95999] But dont be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
[236.7] Theyre gonna come for me and Ima have to grow a goatee
[239.05] And get a disguise and hide cause itll be my fault
[241.27] So dont do **s and do exactly as I dont
[244.14] Cause Im bad for you
[245.25] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[245.87] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[247.25] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[249.99] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[252.2] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[255.43] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[257.95] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[260.23] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[263.36] *** are just bad mmmkay
[264.86] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
[266.93] Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ）
[268.92] Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin dick ）
[270.65] *** are just bad **s are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ）
[276.97] So dont do **s （Suck my motherf**kin penis ）
[279.31] So therell be more for me （Hippie God damnit ）
[283.68] （So f**ked up right now ）
[4.98] And everyone should get along
[6.98] Okay children quiet down quiet down
[8.54] Children Id like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[12.11] His name is Mr Shady
[14.48] Children quiet down please
[16.42] Brian dont throw that （SHUT UP ）
[18.44] Mr Shady will be your new substitute
[20.47] While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HES GOT AIDS ）
[22.82] Good luck Mr Shady
[24.1] Eminem
[24.35] Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）
[26.48] Today were gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[28.11] But first Id like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）
[30.62] Say hi Bob （Hi Bob） Bobs 30 and still lives with his mom
[33.31] And he dont got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[36.09] But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[38.54] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[41.4] And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[43.78] When its late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[46.97] Drag em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）
[49.84] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[52.22] The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
[54.56] Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
[57.65] When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[60.28] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[62.97] But Bob wouldnt knock it off cause hes crazy and off his rocker
[65.72] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[67.37] You couldnt even take him to Dres to get Bob a Dr
[70.86] He grabbed S tace by the legs as chopped it off her
[73.28] And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[76.43] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[78.59] They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[80.65] And thats the story of Bob and his marijuana
[83.1] And what it might do to you
[85.21] So see if the squirrels want any - its bad for you
[87.39] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[88.07] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[89.0] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[92.16] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[94.15] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[96.69] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[99.979996] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[102.71] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[105.57] *** are just bad mmmkay
[106.770004] Eminem
[107.81] My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
[110.240005] F**K NO you aint seen it its the size of a peanut （Huh ）
[113.21] Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
[115.21] Ecstasy is the worst ** in the world
[118.3] If someone ever offers it to you dont do it
[120.62] Kids two hitsll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[122.5] And spinal fluid is final you wont get it back
[125.89] So dont get attached itll attack every bone in your back
[128.42] Meet Zach twenty-one years old
[130.52] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
[133.54] And decides to try five when hes bribed by five guys
[136.53] And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[139.24] Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[142.86] And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[144.84] His back starts tah - look like the McDonalds Arches
[146.75] Hes on Donalds carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[148.91] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[152.47] Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him
[155.20999] Cause they took it too so they think its funny
[157.20999] So theyre laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[159.5] Meanwhile Zachs in a coma the action is over
[163.03] And his back and his shoulders hunched up like hes practicin yoga
[165.88] And thats the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac
[167.9] So dont even feed that to squirrels class cause its bad for you
[170.74] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[171.5] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[173.62] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[176.4] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[178.55] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[181.96] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[184.43] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[186.38] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[189.65] *** are just bad mmmkay
[190.88] Eminem
[192.03] And last but not least one of the most humungous
[193.93] Problems among young people today is fungus
[197.22] It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
[200.03] Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[202.62] Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[205.14] And everything slows down when you eat some of em
[207.62] And sometimes you see things that arent there （Like what ）
[210.61] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[213.03] （Mr Shady whats a G-string ） Its yarn Claire
[215.65] Women stick em up their behinds go out and wear em （Huh ）
[218.68] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[220.68] Whoops did I say magic mushrooms
[221.87] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cows tongue （How come ）
[226.8] Cause it comes from a cows dung （Gross ）
[229.20999] See **s are bad its a common fact
[231.05] But your mom and dad know thats all that Im good at （Oh ）
[233.95999] But dont be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
[236.7] Theyre gonna come for me and Ima have to grow a goatee
[239.05] And get a disguise and hide cause itll be my fault
[241.27] So dont do **s and do exactly as I dont
[244.14] Cause Im bad for you
[245.25] Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
[245.87] See children **s are bahhhd （cmon）
[247.25] And if you dont believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[249.99] And if you dont believe him ask ya mom （thats right）
[252.2] Shell tell you how she does em all the time （she will）
[255.43] So kids say no to **s （thats right）
[257.95] So you dont act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[260.23] Then theres really nothin else to say （sing along）
[263.36] *** are just bad mmmkay
[264.86] Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
[266.93] Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ）
[268.92] Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin dick ）
[270.65] *** are just bad **s are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ）
[276.97] So dont do **s （Suck my motherf**kin penis ）
[279.31] So therell be more for me （Hippie God damnit ）
[283.68] （So f**ked up right now ）