[0.4] Tennis Nemesis - 林子祥 [26.43] Playing the forehand [28.3] Youre missing the ball [29.63] And you feel that your timing is off [32.76] And you scoff at the umpire whos calling the line [37.19] Yes hes blind [38.17] But be kind [39.2] Its not time when youre trailing behind [45.6] Bend those old knees youll be catching the breeze as the man [49.91] At the net takes a crack at your head [53.08] Now youre down 45 and theres no time to cry [57.33] You say Wait They say Why [59.5] And heres mud in your eye [64.83] Adding insult to your third double fault [68.12] They all said that the net was too low [73.09] Your lobs are too short [74.46] And your strings are too taut [76.64] And your age is beginning to show [84.05] Dont feel defeated [85.31] Youre only un-seeded [88.03] You just cant believe it [89.84] Oh aint we conceited [91.84] So put on your Adidas and make like youre Vilas [96.240005] Just having competed is all that it is [131.18] Navratilova Helena Sukova [134.77] Ivan Miloslav Yannick Noah [139.34] Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini [143.69] Becker and Borg McEnroe [150.36] Tennis is fun when you dont have to run [153.72] When the scoring is none and you dont care who won [158.1] So get off your buns and get out in the sun [162.13] We can go one on one till the morning is done