[00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:00.00] [00:00.00]Lyrics by:Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:01.00] [00:01.00]Composed by:Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:02.00] [00:02.00]May I have your attention please [00:06.00]大家注意了 [00:06.00]May I have your attention please [00:08.00]大家注意了 [00:08.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.00]请艾米纳姆站起来 [00:12.00]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.00]我再说一遍 请艾米纳姆站起来 [00:16.00]Were gonna have a problem here [00:18.00]我们就要陷入麻烦 [00:18.00]Yall act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.00]你们表现得像第一次见到白人说唱歌手一样 [00:20.00]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.00]就像Pam一样惊掉下巴 就像Tommy一样破门而入 [00:23.00]And started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:25.00]然后比以前更疯狂地抽她的屁股 [00:25.00]They first were divorced throwin her over furniture aww [00:27.00]他们离婚了 Pam把家具扔得到处乱飞 [00:27.00]Its the return of the ah wait no way youre kidding [00:30.00]卷土重来 等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧 [00:30.00]He didnt just say what I think he did did he [00:32.00]他并没有这样说过 但我认为他会这样做 [00:32.00]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots [00:34.00]说 你们都是傻瓜 [00:34.00]Dr. Dres dead hes locked in my basement ha ha [00:37.00]他已经被我彻底击败 [00:37.00]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.00]女权主义者都爱我 [00:38.00]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him [00:41.00]因为他满口都是女人 我早已厌倦了他 [00:41.00]Look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what [00:43.00]瞧瞧他那一副猥琐的样子 你知道那是什么意思 [00:43.00]Flippin the you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:46.00]我已经被惹怒 但他兴致盎然 [00:46.00]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.00]我想我已经失去理智 [00:48.00]But no worse than whats goin on in your parents bedrooms [00:50.00]但是比起你爸妈在卧室里发生的事 都是小巫见大巫 [00:50.00]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.00]有时候 我想在电视上说出我的心声 [00:53.00]But cant but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.00]但我不能 弄死一头驼鹿对汤姆格林来说是很酷的事情 [00:55.00]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.00]你们都对我卑躬屈膝 心服口服 [00:57.00]And if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.00]如果我幸运的话 我猜我能得到一个吻 [00:59.00]And thats the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.00]以上就是我们传输给孩子们的东西 [01:01.00]And expect them not to know what a womans clitoris is [01:04.00]然后我们却指望他们对缠绵欢愉一无所知 [01:04.00]Of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.00]但他们肯定会知道性爱是什么东西 [01:06.00]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.00]因为当他们上四年级的时候 [01:07.00]Theyve got the Discovery Channel dont they [01:09.00]就观看了探索频道 [01:09.00]We aint nothin but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.00]我们不过只是哺乳类动物罢了 不 有些人是食人族 [01:12.00]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.00]他们会把人像哈密瓜那样切开 [01:13.00]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.00]但如果我们可以与死去的动物纠缠不清 [01:15.00]Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope [01:18.00]那让两个男人私奔也就没什么说头了 [01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.00]如果你和我的想法一样 我有一个办法 [01:20.00]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.00]女孩们 挥舞你的内衣 一起合唱 [01:22.00]Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [01:24.00]我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [01:24.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [01:27.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:29.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [01:29.00]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.00]站起来 站起来 [01:32.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [01:33.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [01:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [01:36.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:38.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [01:38.00]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.00]站起来 站起来 [01:41.00]Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.00]威尔史密斯不会在他的唱片中爆粗口 [01:43.00]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.00]我对他不屑一顾 去你的 [01:45.00]You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:47.00]你认为我会特别在乎格莱美奖 [01:47.00]Half of you critics cant even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.00]你们一半以上的音乐评论家根本不在乎我 [01:50.00]But Slim what if you win wouldnt it be weird [01:52.00]但是如果你赢得胜利 那会怎样 会不会很奇怪 [01:52.00]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:54.00]那样你们就可以骗我到这里 [01:54.00]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.00]就可以把我安排坐在布兰妮旁边 [01:57.00]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.00]那Christina Aguilera得跟我换座位 [01:59.00]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.00]这样我能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst中间 [02:01.00]And hear em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.00]然后听他们争论Christina更喜欢谁 [02:03.00]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.00]你这小碧池 在MTV上把我撤下来透透气 [02:06.00]Yeah hes cute but I think hes married to Kim hee hee [02:08.00]他确实很可爱 不过他已经和Kim结婚了 [02:08.00]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10.00]我应该把她的歌下到MP3上 [02:10.00]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:13.00]然后秀给世界看 你如何与我缠绵 [02:13.00]Im sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.00]我已经很厌烦你们这帮小屁孩 [02:15.00]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.00]整天惹我厌烦 所以 我要让你们一败涂地 [02:18.00]And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.00]因为这世界上像我这样的人有千千万万 [02:19.00]Who cuss like me who just dont give a f**k like me [02:22.00]像我这样爆粗口 像我这样毫不在乎 [02:22.00]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:24.00]像我这样穿着肥大的衣服 像我这样举止怪异 [02:24.00]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:27.00]也许最强者就要诞生 但不会是我 [02:27.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [02:29.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [02:29.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [02:31.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:33.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [02:33.00]Please stand up please stand up [02:36.00]站起来 站起来 [02:36.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [02:38.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [02:38.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [02:40.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:43.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [02:43.00]Please stand up please stand up [02:45.00]站起来 站起来 [02:45.00]Im like a head trip to listen to [02:46.00]听我说唱是一种精神享受 [02:46.00]Cause Im only givin you [02:47.00]因为只有我会向你们献上 [02:47.00]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin room [02:50.00]一些你和你的朋友门在寝室里讲的笑话 [02:50.00]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall [02:52.00]唯一不同的是 我在你们面前有种说出来 [02:52.00]And I dont gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:55.00]而且我不用掩饰 [02:55.00]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.00]我只是在一个麦克风前 吐出真言 [02:56.00]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it [02:59.00]不管你喜不喜欢 我都把它大声的唱出来 [02:59.00]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:01.00]我比你们其他90%的说唱歌手都优秀 [03:01.00]Then you wonder how can [03:02.00]这就是为什么 [03:02.00]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:03.00]这帮小孩买我的专辑就像**一样上瘾 [03:03.00]Its funny cause at the rate Im going when Im 30 [03:06.00]真滑稽 因为我已经30岁了 [03:06.00]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.00]而且我会是唯一一个在护士房里调情暧昧的人 [03:08.00]Pinching nurses asses when Im jacking off with Jergens [03:10.00]抚摸那些护士的丰臀 和Jergens一起欢愉 [03:10.00]And Im jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isnt working [03:13.00]我已经精疲力尽 任何激情药物都不起作用 [03:13.00]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:15.00]其实超级巨星可能就隐藏在我们之中 [03:15.00]He could be working at Burger King spittin on your onion rings [03:17.00]他可能在汉堡王工作 在你的洋葱圈上吐痰 [03:17.00]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I dont give a f**k [03:20.00]或者在一个停车场里开着车转圈 尖叫着 我毫不在乎 [03:20.00]With his windows down and his system up [03:22.00]然后摇下车窗 [03:22.00]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [03:24.00]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:26.00]竖起中指 [03:26.00]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.00]为自己的疯狂骄傲不已 [03:28.00]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.00]用你最响的声音再来一次 你可以引领风潮 [03:31.00]Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [03:33.00]我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [03:33.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [03:35.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:38.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [03:38.00]Please stand up please stand up [03:40.00]站起来 站起来 [03:40.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [03:42.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [03:42.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [03:44.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:47.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [03:47.00]Please stand up please stand up [03:49.00]站起来 站起来 [03:49.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [03:51.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [03:51.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [03:54.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:56.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [03:56.00]Please stand up please stand up [03:58.00]站起来 站起来 [03:58.00]Cause Im Slim Shady yes Im the real Shady [04:01.00]因为我是艾米纳姆 是的 我是白人说唱之神 [04:01.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.00]你们其他人只是在模仿我而已 [04:03.00]So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:05.00]所以 不如让真正的艾米纳姆站起来 [04:05.00]Please stand up please stand up [04:08.00]站起来 站起来 [04:08.00]Ha ha I guess theres a Slim Shady in all of us [04:14.00]我想 艾米纳姆就在我们其中 [04:14.00]F**k it lets all stand up [04:19.00]该死 让我们全都站起来